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Dykes on Parade

by Jenny & Her Guitar

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1.
Out There 01:58
out there, theres no sun, in the sky out there, theres no moon, in the sky out there, its all lies, meant to disguise theres nothin out there theres nothing at all x2 out there, theres no people, saying goodbye out there, its all lies, whats in your eyes out there, dont believe, all of their lies out there, theres no sky, its not even there vocal harmonies n shits
2.
Flower Soda 00:39
instrumental
3.
Hall of Fame 02:25
ive been stuck in these halls for about a decade or so im startin to think i wont (choir) get out of here ive been roamin round these halls my face is on the bricks are all these people still listening to me are all these people hearing the real me ive been held in these halls my bars keepin me in im startin to wonder if i will (choir) ever get out of here are all these people still listening to me theyre not listening to me they cant even hear i dont think theres anything out there
4.
instrumental
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6.
Your Funeral 01:56
you meant lots to me i cant see you with me youre down in the dirt i am drinking your blood your breasts took up my mind my face took up yours and thats all there is thirsty wasting my love on you you are killing my time with you take me westward out there in here mmm breathe a little slower breathe a little faster
7.
Teach Me 01:55
like leaves floating by in the wind too afraid to say goodbye sitting in the grass day nothing to do cant get away from you teach me how to tell you watch me say another day without it
8.
my little boy hes gonna grow up to be a big man my little boy hes gonna be my little man my little boy he better be the man i am my boy aint so little anymore my boy aint no boy no more
9.
She's a Dyke 01:11
shes a dyke yeah shes a dyke shes a dyke dyke dyke and i like like like that/it
10.
Who is She 01:58
if you find a woman that matches this description, gimme a call shes tall but not that tall shes about as tall as me shes blonde but not too blonde shes about as blonde as me shes far but not too far shes about as far as me shes butch but not that butch shes about as butch as me oh where can she be where can she be shes fat but not that fat shes about as fat as me shes suave but not that suave shes about as suave as me shes cool but not too cool shes about as cool as me shes mean shes really mean shes about as mean as me oh where can she be where can she be shes dumb shes not too smart shes about as dumb as me shes quiet not that loud shes abotu as loud as me shes done with everything shes about as done as me shes tired oh so tired shes about as tired as me where can she be where can she be where can she be where oh where where oh where where oh where
11.
cmon ask me what the problem is you dont wanna you dont wanna tell me where the action is you dont wanna you dont wanna cut my dick off eat it for breakfast bloodlet your fingernails and substitute your brain no sex this week until wednesday no sex this week until you know when hey tell me what day it is you dont wanna you dont wanna yo tell me what time it is you dont wanna you dont wanna slurp it up more take it like candy killer her faster and wash it down the drain no sex this week until wednesday no sex this week until you know when
12.
Regrowth 02:26
instrumental
13.
My Snake 01:32
my snake my snake my snake wants to be your friend my snake my snake my snake wants to eat your friend at last at last at last itll be the end her turn ger turn her turn to take it all touch it touch it come on get a little more out of it
14.
in the mall theres one rule you cant break no matter what these walls were made for you to buy these halls were built to keep you in this mall is your new prison theyre watching your pockets deep theyll strip you of your clothes stay away from these prisons mr overpaid will shoot you down give them none of your time in these malls you cant be dirty in these walls you cant be you buy the right kind of t shirt show your pride with my damn logo cost of living is through the roof the cost of being here is your life get your hands out of your pockets touch yourself in the toilet steal the pretty underwear read the books without a purchase uncooperative police hear that album before release give it to your friends stay away from these prisons mr overpaid will shoot you down give them none of your time
15.
god told me to kill my appitite god told me to lick my anus god told me to hurt myself so i did and i did for a while god told me to kill your mommy god told me to love/kill your doggy god told me to eat my shit so i did and i did for a while so its my mission to kill those who love god christians! up against the wall the same way i was for you
16.
VHEMT 01:28
phase out the humans may we live long and die out voluntarily stay dead collapse the biosphere may we live long and die out whats wrong with having babies whats wrong with having sex whats good about suicide what about our right to breed die out

about

initially this album started out as an album about being a lesbian but expanded to have some unrelated stuff too cuz im kinda silly like that.

mostly inspired by Team Dresch, System of a Down, Pussy (1972), and Number Girl. thanks 2 alison bechdel for Dykes to Watch Out For and andrea long chu for Females.

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released August 23, 2023

written and recorded by jenny
recorded oct 31 2022 - aug 22 2023
guitar: ltd ec-330
drums: tts-1, cakewalk si drum kit
mic: cad u37

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J&HG is the one-woman band created by jenny. trying to make something original by ripping off as many people as possible. thanks for stopping by

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