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come to my show
the tickets were half your salary
all the songs blow
they feel like empty calories
look!
im rippin you off
how hard is this to grasp
play for half an hour
you dont feel more complete
its obvious im sour
and that im more elite
look!
im rippin you off
how hard is this to grasp
look!
im ripping you off
how hard is this to grasp
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2. |
Cheated
01:58
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ok
saw you the other day
your hand was in hers
and hers in yours
i know you said you were a little gay
i didnt know you had a girl like yours
you cheated on me
with an 11 year old
you didnt even ask
if i had a problem
which i do
you shouldnt be
cheating on me with an 11 year old
thats right
am i too old for you
i thought 7 years was enough
truth is ive been there too
but 11 now thats too rough
cheated on me
with an 11 year old
you didnt even ask
if i had a problem
which i do
you shouldnt be
cheating on me with an 11 year old
thats right
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3. |
Dog
01:42
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ok
back in the day i was lonely
back in the day i really wanted a pony
i was a little horn dog
and you were just a dog
i know i shouldnt have thought
but i did and i did and i did
i almost fucked my dog
but it was only once
you cant judge me
only god can judge me
i almost fucked my dog but
it was only once
i never tried it again
the guilt was i felt that i had was
enough to make me write this song
back in teh day i was lonely
back in the day i had nobody
i was a little horn dog
and you were just a dog
i knew i shouldnt have thought
but i did and i did and i did
i almost fucked my dog
but it was only once
you cant judge me
only god can judge me now
i almost fucked my dog but
it was only once
i never tried it again
the guilt was i felt was
enough to make me write this song
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i know we shouldnt have to have this conversation
but what happened the past few nights have killed my heart
is this some kind of hazing initiation
if its not ill be torn apart
why did you say your dogs name while we were making love last night
thats not ok with me its a bit of a problem
but only a little bit
if theres something i oughta know you should tell me
i know its hard but this cant stand much longer
down in the dumps im less than your animal
oh wait thats kinda hot no wait no its really not
why did you say your dogs name while we were making love last night
thats not ok with me its a bit of a problem
but only a little bit
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5. |
I'm Not Gay Anymore
01:11
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when i heard
the word
for the first time
i knew it was me
i knew it was me
i knew it was me when i got called gay
i knew it was me
i knew it was me
im not gay anymore im a woman now
im straight
how did this happen to me
when i lost
this word
for me to have
i was no longer free
i was no longer free
why did
this happen
to me
im no longer free
im no longer free
im not gay anymore im a woman now
im straight
how did this happen to me
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6. |
I'm a Christian
01:20
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im a christian
ah thats all thats wrong with me
i wanna restructure all society
so that i
get all the virgins and
you get none
this is what all christians
really believe
i hate gays and
they hate me
this what christians
really believe
im a christian
and thats all thats wrong with me
i believe in
an objectively incorrect belief
and i want
all the virgins
and for you to get none
this is what i believe in
fucking all the nuns
im not perfect but
jesus is
this is what christians
really believe
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hands up
put your hands up if you want me to kill you
x4
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
put your hands in the air if you want me to fuck your corpse
x4
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
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8. |
Cancel Me
01:25
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jesus
fuckin move
guitar abuse
this albums gonna get me laid
this albums gonna get me hated
not a single person will care
to take me seriously
cuz theyre gonna
cancel me
theyre gonna cancel me
theyll hate me for the things i said
and no matter how i cry
no matter how i sigh
no one will love me again
im gonna get on
fox news soon enough
and tell the jackass on camera
i pisssed off millions of people
all for a buck
and theyll
cancel me
theyre gonna cancel me
theyll hate me for the things i said
and no matter how i cry
no matter how i sigh
no one will love me again
yeah
no one will love me again
yeah
no one will love me again
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9. |
Saw My Girl
01:15
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i saw my girl
by the riverside
i saw her
doin the river slide
and i know
what i knew
i had
to do
so i shot her, shot her
i killed her right there
i shot her, i shot her
i killed her right there
and i know
what youll say
i know
what youll say
i shouldnt have, i shouldnt have
i shouldnt have done that
but i did it and i did it
and i know i shouldnt have
im
goin to jail now, jail now
ill see you all in hell
jail now, jail now
ill see you all in hell
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10. |
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im haunted
by hitlers missing testicle
yeah
that motherfucker
still wont leave me alone
that missing testicle he lost
in the war its
in my home
ive called the ghostbusters
they told me to fuck myself
ive called the ghost brothers
they told me to fuck myself
ive called the ghost stalkers
they told me to fuck myself
ive called the paranormal company i forgot their name off the top of my head but
they told me to kill myself
and yknow i think i might
cuz then ill be a ghost and ill bite hitlers missing testicle thats haunting me
ill let you know how that goes
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11. |
Man In a Dress
01:35
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i saw
man in a dress
oh no
i saw the other day
man in a dress
oh no
i saw
man in a dress
oh no
i saw
man in a dress
oh no
i saw
man in a dress
oh no
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12. |
My Waifu Left Me
01:52
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my waifu left me
she went to someone else
my body pillow left me
she went to someone else
(crying)
my waifu
she left me
(unintelligable)
i dont know what to do
i
my waifu left me
i dont know what to do
this is worse than i could imagine
i will never talk to a 2D girl again
(screams and crying)
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13. |
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how hard is it to grasp
weve all maed mistakes
except me heh
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14. |
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dear heavenly father
im having a bit of an issue
i hope youll consider fixing it
oh lord
tell gamers
to shut the fuck up
i cant fucking stand
their goddamn bitching anymore
dear heavenly father
i know its a bit of a selfish request but
itll help more than just me, yknow theres a lot of people
who really really want this
oh dear lord
can you please make the gamers shut the fuck up
please lord theres
too many goddamn bitching gamers
i want them all to be silenced forever
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15. |
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teeheehee uh heh
if you dont like anime
well
you deserve to die
if you dont like anime
you deserve to die
with a gun and
go to hell
forever and
ever and
never come back
if you dont like anime
well ive got a present for you
its called
seventeen bullets
in the back of your fucking skull
so that you go to hell
forever and never come back
if you dont like anime
whatre you doing with your life
sorry my pick almost fell out of my hands
if you dont like anime
what do you do with your life
eh yeah i guess you could say you drink alcohol or something but uh
whats the point in alcohol if you cant have it with anime
if you dont like anime
im going to kill you in your sleep and then make sure personally by holding your fucking hand that you go to hell for ever and ever and ever(im not writing all these) and end up going to fucking hell
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16. |
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im guilty of
second degree manslaughter
it wasnt my fault
it wasnt my fault
no
the judge
he hated me because im white
i think he just really
wanted to put someone down
yeah
im guilty
of second degree manslaughter
yeah i know
i
saw him die in my eyes but
i didnt do it
i know it was my car we were in
but it was his alcohol i was drinkin that night so
can you really say it was my fault
i had nothin to say i mean im not guilty what the fuck more do you want
not me no
but i was found
guilty of second degree manslaughter
i was told id be going to jail
for as long as they can put me in there
somethin like 20-25 years thats kinda bullshit to me
they put black people in there
for their full fucking lives for having marijuana
and i didnt do nothin
and i got 20-25 years
thats right
the fucking jury found me guilty of second degree manslaughter
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17. |
Tumblr
01:49
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oh
tumblr
almost didnt recognize you
tumblr
no porn no point
tumblr
tumblr
oh
i went there the other night
it was totally dead
oh tumblr
i just want to see you the way you used to be
when everyone hated you
tumblr
you were at least fun to laugh if nothin else
tumblr
oh tumblr
when are you comin back
who bought you somethin like yahoo well they need to
suck
my
dick
tumblr
tumblr
i almost didnt go back but
tumblr
theres still some jackasses on you
its fun to point and laugh at
teenagers who dont know better
tumblr
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18. |
GameStop Robbery
01:43
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im lookin to get somethin but i dont think you have it can you please go check the back
i just want you to fuck off so i can steal from the register
thats right im a petty thief but i know you dont understand cuz you have a job
thats right
im holding this place up now you fucking asshole wont let me leave with the money
i just need to feed my wife
im lying to you i dont even have one
i just need to move out with some money so i can buy drugs and alcohol
can you support my business and never talk to me again
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19. |
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i always get in trouble for
saying racial slurs
i cant say any right now cuz
youll hate me forever if i do
so i tried learning another language
so i could say them without people knowing
spanish didnt work
anybody surprised by that
german didnt quite work
people are kinda familiar with that one
i tried to learn latin but
its so old they didnt even have any
i tried to learn like french
couldnt fucking get it
starting to run out of languages
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20. |
Proud Cisphobe
01:39
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i hate
cis people
theyre not even people theyre just
freaks
who dont do the right thing
im a proud cisphobe
i hate cis people
more than life itself
and thats saying something
if i met a cis person on the street
i think id kill em right there
if i met a cis person in my house
i think id kill em right there
cuz im a
proud cisphobe
even saying
cis person
is largely misleading because
cis
people
dont exist
im a proud cisphobe
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21. |
Fujoshi Freak
02:13
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i read yuri
almost every day
i read yaoi
in almost every way
i am obsessed
in the way you dont get
i am a mess
but im happier than you i bet
i
am
a
fujoshi freak
i
am
a
happy little geek
i read doujinshi
almost every day
i want men to kiss
in almost every way
i am excited
in the way you dont get
i am a mess
happier than you i bet
i
am
a
fujoshi freak
i
am
a
happy little geek
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