Sakurai Clan's EP

by T.V.

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Created by T.V. to create a feel for the characters who play in his D&D group at school. Even though two characters joined late and one has left, they haven't been forgotten. The first set of songs was completed in one day, Easter of 2014. The other set of songs (only listenable through purchase) took a few more days to complete, as well as being done about a year before. Join the group known as Sakurai on their quest of total idiocy.


released April 25, 2014

All songs written and recorded by Thomas Vernon
Guitar: LTD EC-330
Drums: Free "Drum Kit" App on iPod
Mic: USB Guitar Hero Mic
Album art by Thomas Vernon (Paint skills off the charts)



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One man. Loads of music. This is the one-man show created by Thomas Vernon, who, with multiple influences throughout his musical journey, strives to release enjoyable albums to whoever wants to hear. He doesn't need any fame; just some people to enjoy his music. ... more

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Track Name: The Wizard of Suck
The Wizard Walks into town greeting people with a smile on his face
His teenage fangirls follow him all over the place
He only tries to help but he gets put down till he can't do jack
He casts his magic but it never works too well
He tries his best but he never feels too swell
Decent organizer but he gets interrupted before he gets a chance
Track Name: The Ranger of Weird
I just do whatever I want
Have no concern for me I do what I want
Is that a pretty baby I do what I want
Hey look out I do what I want
Track Name: The Fighter of Kill
He is ready to make the kill
There isn't any kind of pill
To cure his kind of mind
He's willing to kill his own kind
He's ready to fight, he's got the might (the fighter of kill)
While he's nice, some of the time
He's mostly selfish and talks all the time
True he is a good guy
But he's too chaotic and speaks lies
He's ready to fight, he's got the might (the fighter of kill)
Track Name: Interlude
Track Name: The Rouge of Archery
The rouge sneaks by her enemies, killing all who see
but as the rest of the group enters the room
It's time to flee
It's time to run
It's time to kill
In the shadows she can do as she please
Nothing to stop her from killing with ease
Bow in one hand, an arrow in another
the enemy is about to see, his mother
She's been seen, it's time to run
He's pretty keen
with his gun
She's been seen, and it's no fun
Track Name: The Ranger of Following
I do some helpin' and I do some killin'
Haven't done a whole lot yet
I will soon repay my debt
By stealing the spotlight and doing a thing
Until then I'll what I can
Track Name: The Paladin of Oops
Oops, made my goddess mad
oops, just killed a child
oops, now I'm kinda sad
oops, just try ta help
oops, let out a yelp
Track Name: The Warlock of Dishonor
I've been hated since I was born
My brother's the only one who doesn't hate me
I've been so full of scorn
They won't even give me tea
I'm actually pretty strong
Nobody believes me; it's been so long
aah, oh...
Track Name: The Warlock of Helping
I, am gonna help however I can
Yo man, how can I help today?
Ah help me too, because I need a place to stay
I'm helpin' how I can, but they're kinda crazy, so...
"How about I help ya by tellin' them to go?"
Just tryin' to help