Flea Punk, by Jenny & Her Guitar

Flea Punk

by Jenny & Her Guitar

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1.	I Probably Got Fleas 02:12	lyrics	buy track
I've got hair all over my face, It's all over the place You wish you had hair on your face, uh! Can't see most of the time, Can't think of another rhyme Cuttin' my hair don't cost a dime, hasn't been cut in a long long time Chorus: I probably got fleas! I probably got fleas! I probably got fleas! (It itches) I probably got fleas! Yeah! I probably got fleas! Probably fleas. My hair goes down past my shoulders My beard feel like boulders Touching it gets you molders Whatever the heck is molders Can't think of a rhyme for molder Just gonna say, molder Gettin' tired of molder Chorus: I probably got fleas! I probably got fleas! It itches alot I probably got fleas! I probably got fleas! I probably got fleas... Please help me with these fleas I'm begging you, please please please! It hurts alot, more than trench rot Gonna smoke pot, hey say what? No smokin' pot in this domain Hey yo, I'm sorry mane Gonna have to give you some pain Sorry bro still punchin' lil wayne! Chorus: I probably got fleas! (Wait lil wayne?) I probably got fleas! Most definitely got fleas! I've got fleas! (You know what, I'm done)
2.	Come Here You 04:02	lyrics
Instrumental (besides "Come here you")
3.	Thanks Friends 01:36	lyrics
Asked for help from you You didn't come and I got real mad Tried my best not to blame you Then the truth came, and I was sad couldn't get away form all of this It's like you forced me to drink piss Don't worry about me now I'll do just fine Thanks a lot friends uh Told all of you my secrets what do I get in return I get a nickname: "Jesus" This meeting's now adjourned Don't worry about me know I'll do just fine Thanks a lot friends
4.	Roaches 00:51	lyrics
Roaches on the ground, eagles in the air Ants make a mound, mauled by a bear Catch a flying fish, now make a wish Eternal happiness, and alcohol Roaches on the ground, eagles in the air, doggies at the pound, time to meet the mayor He's a nice fellow, fat as a pillow, King of the city, not worth a crown Roaches on the ground, eagles in the air, look what I found, looks like a pear take a bite, be a parasite taste delicious, and kinda crunchy Roaches on the ground, eagles in the sky goin' round and round, eating lots of pie Don't understand, here's the master plan: Gonna rob you blind, then I'm gonna find Roaches on the ground, eagles in the air On the base mound, game isn't fair I'm a great liar, set the ground on fire Don't know why I bother, this is your lair Roaches on the ground, eagles in the air! (continuous with incoherent rambling)
5.	Waves of the Moon 02:46	lyrics
Waves of the moon, carry me down to the land of the sorrow.
6.	Allergy Reaction 01:48	lyrics
I can feel your pain I can hear your train Don't know why you think otherwise Lost your way, go back and say "allergy reaction," I don't get action
7.	Fair 00:59	lyrics
you said it wasn't fair, but I really didn't care oh well oh well I know it's unfair, it's the wizard's lair oh well oh well Sorry to disappoint, we gotta beat the joint Oh, I don't care about your porn, about it unfair From now on, it's gonna be fair Thing is, well I don't care Enter the wizard's lair don't blame me if it's unfair
8.	Don't Go on Blindly 02:33	lyrics	buy track
Face every demon that faced every day Then you'll know for sure that I know the way Let me show you the excellent way I have seen the sons of the one gather your weapons, the quest hasn't even begun prepare to fight and lay down your lives They're so strong they'll take us out in fives I realize that none of you want to die Just take my hand we will be able to fly (Don't go on blindly) Don't go blindly 'cause you will surely die (die) Don't go on blindly 'cause you will surely die
9.	Txtign 02:24	lyrics	buy track
Texting, texting texting Texting all day long screw you and your ping pong I'm only texting, texting all day long Texting, oh texting, you're my only friend other than the people I text, You're the only friend
10.	Pick a Card Magic Man 03:46	lyrics
Stop conforming simple tricks inside of our minds We can come up with solutions from our own kind Didn't ask you for a magic trick please leave me be I asked politely now but you will wish to be someone else I want to be for that I would not tolerate From now on you can speak only if you illiterate I told you not you not to mess with me look where you have gone Pick a card magic man you won't win with your brawn someone else stop complaining about your speech it's quite a laugh If you won't go talk to the company staff They won't help because they will think it's cute If you want it to end just eat some fruit someone else
11.	Buried Laundry 01:36	lyrics
Bound on an adventure, out in the middle of nowhere. I've slain a thousand evil creatures, but I don't even care I'm looking for my laundry buried by the magic man (My buried laundry) Oh, my clothes are underground (Buried laundry) ow, I'm afraid I'll drown

about

A fusion of Punk, psychedelia, and an unfortunate inability to properly record music! Punk explosions with tracks such as "Roaches" or "Thanks Friends" gives a old classic punk vibe. The 4 minute "Come Here You" and the psychedelic blast from "Waves of the Moon" makes the first album's feel of a strange road-trip full of colors never left. With masterpieces such as "Txign" and "Don't Go on Blindly" featuring elements of both punk, hard rock, and psychedelic, there is nothing to expect but strangeness. Freaky experimentation from songs like "Allergy Reaction" and "Buried Laundry" make the album have a feel to it like no other.

credits

released October 4, 2014

All compositions written and recorded by Jenny Vernon in 2013, from March to June.
Guitar: LTD EC-330
Drums: Free Drum Kit App on iPod.
Vocals: My vocal chords, with the use of my built in mic from my computer as well as a new USB mic from the Guitar Hero World Tour kit.

New album art designed 6/27/17

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Jenny & Her Guitar North Carolina

J&HG is the one-woman band created by jenny. trying to make something original by ripping off as many people as possible. thanks for stopping by

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